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A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th… … HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.
o yes
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Remember the iCarly episode when Carly and Freddie have sex?
OH MY FUCKING GOD
(Source: ruinedchildhood)
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
- me: not with that attitude
- me: does 5 situps
- me: where are my abs
- odd numbers: i can't even
I don’t avoid eye contact because I’m shy.
I just want to avoid a Pokemon battle.
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie

